(Dedicated to a classless free humane society Deepak Sarkar, www.kolki.com)
Welcome aboard Humane Air
You will enjoy our thoughtfulness and care
Celebrating classless freedom together
Spreading arms and legs further
In extra space we regained -
Eliminating first and business class!
We provide hot towels to everyone to freshen up
Before serving hearty drinks and snacks as starter
Tasty warm vegetarian lunch and dinner
Mineral water, but sorry - no alcohol, tobacco or beer!
We have no class in the Air
So, please enjoy true freedom void of class barriers!
There are no sitting arrangements
With option to change often
Allowing you to meet greet fellow global citizens
Or just sit back and relax to rejuvenate -
Listening lively soothing music for entertainment!
Our main pride as carrier
Equal services to all fellow passengers
Relieving their stress from day to day living war
Void of dominance one ignores as normal social behaviour
Making flight a united experience
Not another pathetic competitive arrogance!
Our Executives arent rewarded for cuts in services
Employee owned, we reward ourselves with thoughtfulness
Inspiring a sharing and caring world for peaceful co-existence!
Author: Deepak Sarkar, 844 Royal Oak Ave, Victoria, BC V8X 3T2, Canada; Tel/Fax: 250-412-2897;
[Both Russia and China had wonderful chance to be examples of Egalitarian Airliners but they succumb to capitalist feudal desires. Kolki]
As a frequent flyer many times Airlines have asked me for complimentary upgrading! But I told them how can I enjoy anything special all my fellow passengers including babies not enjoying? Kolki